"Pro-actively serving the largest metropolitan area in the United
States without a major institution of higher
The True but Little Known Facts about Women
by Dr. Juatta Lyon Fueul
Departmnet of Public Health and Public Interest
- The Atlantic Center for Disease Control recently
confirmed that no woman who has remained vehicularly exculpatient until
the age of at least 53 has ever contracted AIDS.
- New evidence from John Hopkins: Married women can
reduce their risk from AIDS by 73.8% if they do not share their unwaxed
dental floss (mint or unflavoured) with their husbands.
- According to a new Belgian study, spread of AIDS
among European women may be linked to sharing elevators with
politically correct ambulance drivers.
- A recent study in Pittsburgh proves that women
who eat hot oatmeal twice a day are significantly less likely to
contract AIDS than women who eat breakfast with unprotected spoons.
- Women cannot contract the HIV virus over the
- Atlantic Center of Disease Control. (March 1974).
Blameless driving records and satisfactory performance: a correlation
in female hospital aides? ACDC Special reports.
- Hopkins, John.(30 Febuary 2011) What my wife
me about the oral hygiene of her old sorority sisters you
don't want to hear. Florida Megachurch News, p. 2.
- Magee, Fybb R. (September2019) AIDS in la femmes
und der mensch; faire un canular. Medical Journal de Belgii
Academe von Munchausen, vol. 91. p. 07721-07734
- Hokes, Ida Tekkta.(1996) Venous outcome
assessment and retrospective technical considerations of the Squirrel
Study's oatmeal treatment and therapy for neurologic decline in
women at risk of metaphysical anomalies and even more words that make
this article title appear to be impressively long. International
Collegiate Journal of Healthy Skepticism, p. 1066-1492.
- Donat-Bleif, A. Ward. (8 September 2010) AIDS
constructs and computer viruses. The Very PC Weekly Monitor,
University of Santa Anita
Departure of Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
* And for some odd reason this page is also copyright © 2014 John R.
A SPECIAL NOTE: This page was created in connection with a
thinking about things you find on the World Wide Web, and the
so-called facts on this page
are bogus. Well, it is probably true that women can't
contract the HIV virus over the Internet.
A SPECIAL NOTE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO MIGHT BE OFFENDED BY THE
FOUND ON THIS PAGE: Whether or
not using humor about death and disease is insensitive or shows poor
judgment is debatable. But if this page generates a debate, I think
that is good. The "facts" on this page are intended to be
outrageous and humorous, because I don't want someone
stumbling onto the site to mistake them for true facts. Those people
who have identified themselves as AIDS
patients have without exception complimented me on the page. Special
apologies, however, go to politically correct
ambulance drivers. As a non-hypersensitive paramedic told me, "we have
been trying to shake the 'ambulance driver' moniker for nearly 30
years. This term is equivalent to calling a nurse a "bedpan changer."
While driving is part of the job, it certainly doesn't describe the
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